This morning I received notices that
- Lowe’s GoDaddy, Ann Taylor, The Animal Rescue Site, Freshly, Johnnie Boden, J. Crew, Chadwicks and Talbots are all having HUGE, BIG, ENORMOUS, DOOR BUSTING sales.
- I can order Keranique Hair ReGrowth, Neuropathy Treatment Vitamins, Tumeric 3 for 1, Crepe Erase, Fungus Eliminator, Nerve Pain Eliminator, Inogen Portable Oxygen, Vitamin Energy, C.B.D, and a Blood Sugar Fix – each for just one low price of….
- It is time to join the weedkillersuitclaim.com, get a NextDayPersonalLoan, buy some BitcoinCode, sign up for Zander Identity Theft Insurance, build my Legal Will Online, and Get $10,000 from CashUSA.
- My FREE Gun Cleaning Mat is waiting for me (for a low shipping and handling fee), an IndigoCard Mastercard offer is available, and TotalTechAutoWarranty will completely cover my 11 year old car.
- ShermansTravel wants to whisk me away for a fantasy vacation, a Customer-Survey panel wants my opinion about CVS Pharmacy
- For the home I DO NOT own, I can get ModernizeRoofing, a Walk-in Bathtub or Bathandshowerpros.com Remodel, a HouseProjectPro home improvement, Pest Control or a new Home Warranty.
- Roxie Luther is offering Michelle Quackenbush drugs from Russia with no prescription needed, AND a Discrete, Beautiful Russian Beauty is waiting to date me.
- Last, but not least, Mr. Amancio Ortega <testiuytrda@opentechgr.com.br>, of Zara Clothing, is waiting to gift me with $5 MILLION USD Donation Funds from the $19.5 Billion he and his wife (who died recently) are giving away as part of a charity project. Since he is sick and dying in the hospital he is writing to me from their computer and all I have to do is send my personal information and a photo of my passport to ortegazaraukamancio6@gmail.com
Gosh – and it’s only 9 am. Wonder what the rest of the day will bring??? (And anyone that wants to claim that $5 Million USD…..I’ll split it with you. Just email me your name, address, and banking information so I can make a good faith deposit…….)